Waiter, Waiter, There’s a Lie in My Soup – Our experience in Frankie and Benny’s restaurant

Thoughts on ‘love’ – Waxing philosophical and cynical

Yer ‘avin a Giraffe – My take on Facebook’s biggest meme of 2013

Say What, Momma? – A wee murder causes a stir

Pet cemetery – a rather long, funny and sad look at the death of pets

Pack Your Bags, Obama – an unusual take on the 2012 US election

26 Fun Facts About Me – and they’re all true

Sit on my face – reaction to new 2014 porn laws

Skinflats and the Magic Torch – the Olympic flame passes through a small Scottish village

Happy Birthday? – on fearing the reaper on your birthday

Circus Vegas – a review, of sorts, of the circus coming to Falkirk

Toast Tae the Lassies – a little bit of Burns’ night misogyny

Why Advertising is Full of Shit – introducing the poo kittens

Remembering Gately-Gate – a response to Jan Moir’s article about the death of Stephen Gately

Culture Jamming GalleryPART ONE PART TWO

Bore Drummond Safari Park PART ONE PART TWO – A trip to the safari park

Personality-themed Cupcakes – a birthday treat

The Rain in June Falls Mostly on the Toon – reflections on the Grangemouth Gala Day

Jamie Andrew on Jamie Andrew – concerning one of my stand-up routines

The Dr Wants to See Your Box Filled – doctors drowning in bureaucracy

Remember the Spectrum, Grandpa – in which I’m old before my time

Violence: It’s All in the Game – video-game nasties

Beauty Pageant: Scotland Style – the Miss Falkirk Contest 2012